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I am honestly not trying to be mean. i’m an atheist, i don’t go to a christian school, but in elementary school we learned most of the bible stories. i’m sorry but it just cracks me up. i don’t know why when people live by it. but seriously it sounds like something someone on LSD wrote. (sorry i learned thesea few years ago so i might remember them wrong) so then he had a dream of fat cows and lots of food, and told the pharroah that they would have 7 years. then he had a dream of dead cows and no foood. wow. or u must take a lamb and put its blood on ur door or ur oldest son will die. doesnt that seem so random? or he had a coat with lots of colors and then he got pushed into a dirt hole. and god was pissed off so he made them all get on a boat and made it rain so they all died except the people on the boat. or hahahhahaaa a talking snake told the naked ppl to eat an apple, and then they put leaves on themselves and were banished from the perfect garden. and theres soooo many more like that. i’m not trying to insult the bible, but i’m wondering if i’m the only person who finds it funny