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TNA Impact: 3/8/10
COMMERCIAL
*The babyfaces left the heels laying, so why do I care about the main event when the babyfaces already got their revenge?
SEGMENT #1
*It’s bad when you don’t recognize half the people in the opening montage.
*Did Tenay call him “the immoral Hulk Hogan”? I would have. In fact, I did.
*Abyss does nothing for me.
*”Cut the clowning”? And then he quotes Buzz Lightyear? Crap, cliched promo, dude.
*Geez, Brooke Hogan has wantonly big jugs.
*YAY! MONEY MARK!
*Feathered hoodie? LOVE THAT!
*Ric Flair becomes the first 61-year-old in space. No one ever took a backdrop better.
*It’s PEL-ay, not pay-lay.
*Sting, not Lex Luger, appears. DRAT! He kills Hogan and Abyss. YAY! This sets up Flair’s 37th career turn on Sting. For the love of God, somebody hold up four fingers. I’d settle for three. Hey, just like Kim Page!SEGMENT #2
*Taz: “Sting attacks in a violent way…” Yeah, as opposed to that one time with the feather duster.
*YAY! MONEY MARK!
*”Who could have predicted what Sting did?” Anybody who’s ever watched wrestling, I hope. A babyface isn’t appearing out of nowhere to help other babyfaces administer a 3-on-2 beating. Only heels unfairly exercise a numbers advantage.
*AJ Styles does a decent Ric Flair imitation, but there’s only one original. Unscripted = unleashed.
*”WHY, STING, WHY? WHY?” My God, that’s Bob Backlund under that mask!
SEGMENT #3
*Was Jennifer preparing to nurse Brooke Hogan?
*Kazarian cuts a lame promo to strained, obligatory applause. If TNA is going to war, I say let someone better do this interview. F***, not Daniels!
*Where’s Pillman and Liger when you need ‘em?
*Who’s the Brit? What’s that belt? Did I click over to ROH by mistake?
*”The X Division is the adrenaline of TNA.” — Eric Bischoff, 2010.
*”F*** the cruiserweights.” — Eric Bischoff, 1995-99.
*YAY! MONEY MARK MENTION!
*If the X Division matters so much, why are Tenay and Taz talking about Sting and Dixie Carter?
*Shannon Moore hits the ring to mass indifference. “I know! If we give Shannon the X Division belt, maybe Jeff will feel obligated to show up more, and not high.”
SEGMENT #4
*Lacey Von Erich: HOT!
*The plain Janes are the babyfaces. The hot girls are the heels. Somehow, I bet the coveted 25-54 male demographic goes against the grain on this one.
*Angelina Love looks like the stripper that got fired. Wait, come to think of it…
*I’m TOTALLY in love with Lacey Von Erich. No kidding. The fact that her dad and uncles were totally insane and now mostly dead makes her all the more desirable.
*Look, it’s Daffney. Wait, who’s Daffney? Why would the goth girl help the hot girls instead of the weird spider girl?
*Christ, who’s THIS Brit? Did I flip back to ROH again? That black guy isn’t really Pope, is he? What about that puff of white smoke I saw coming from Scott Hall’s dressing room?
SEGMENT #5
*Lacey Von Erich: HOT!
*Who will Sting’s opponent be? Ace Frehley, I hope.
*Instead of making Sting wrestle whoever as punishment for manhandling Dixie Carter, why not just fire him?
*MY GOD, IT’S ROB VAN DAM! MY GOD! IT’S RVD! Wait a minute…why would Sting be scared of Rob Van Dam? I bet Vince McMahon isn’t.
*Why would a babyface come through the crowd and attack a heel from behind?
*Is RVD badly hurt, or just really wasted?
*Hogan looks like he just crawled out of a bomb shelter in London during WWII, the big one.
*Sting’s massacre of RVD is reminiscent of the Rodney King beatdown. “Please drop the camera and help me.” Why is security restraining Hogan, thus prolonging the pounding of Van Dam? TNA did a good job making Sting a heel, though.
*Wrestling SAT question: Kevin Nash, Sean Waltman, Scott Hall, Eric Young. Which doesn’t belong?
SEGMENT #6
*HALL & WALTMAN ARE IN THE IMPACT ZONE! AND THEY LOOK TERRIBLE!
*”How do they keep getting in the building?” Someone lets them in, dumbass!
*Why is security behind Nash & Young, not between them and Hall & Waltman? If every wrestling promotion has a common weakness, it’s incompetent security.
*”Ribbing, shizzow…” CARNY TALK, BI-ATCH! AWESOME! RAW’S IN TROUBLE NOW!
*Hall got short of breath during his interview. How’s he going to wrestle?
*Hall and Waltman are risking their careers? That’s like playing blackjack at the $1 table.
*”I’ll be the one that looks like Elvis.” Yeah, Elvis dead on the toilet.
*Let’s see…if Nash turns on Young, Hall & Waltman get jobs. Gee, wonder what’s gonna happen?
SEGMENT #7
*TNA can’t kill Kurt Angle. He is a big star, period.
*Gold medal, army medal…can’t we find something better for Angle to feud over?
*”These brave men fight for our country.” Yeah, but right now they’re at a wrestling show.
*”They chose to leave their family and loved ones behind.” OK, enough about Karen Angle.
*A disproportionate number of Army recruits ARE high-school dropouts. It’s true. It’s damn true.
*Why didn’t the soldiers hit Mr. Anderson on the ramp? That’s why we lost in ‘Na