February 7th, 2012 • 15:02
Is It Possible To Get Eaten By A Rhino?
In Roald Dahl’s children’s book James and the Giant Peach, the parents of James Henry Trotter, the protagonist of the novel, gets eaten by a rhino. Is this really possible? If i see a rhinocerous, will i get eaten too?
Feb 7th 2012 • 16:02
by samcg
No, rhinos are herbivores, but you might get trampled by one, so watch out!
Feb 7th 2012 • 16:02
by jojo
nope they like their vegies too much but watch out just in case!
Feb 7th 2012 • 16:02
by Charles Foster Kane
Yeah my bro got eaten just last year (heaven rest his soul). We were on a trip to Greenland when this massive rhino burst out of nowhere and started munching on my bro. When it finished him it turned its sight onto me and im telling you it scared the crap out of me. But luckily I practiced the art of rhino staring before i went on the trip (as we all know Greenland literally means Land Of The Green Rhinos in Greenlandish). I was able to artfully defeat the rhino in a staring contest and therefore drive it into a violent self stampeding rage which ultimately sent itself tumbling down a volcano (a common natural feature in Greenland).
So when you see a rhinocerous, remember to never drop eye contact. It drives them bonkers trust me
Feb 7th 2012 • 20:02
by The White Tiger
No, rhinos are herbivores
Feb 7th 2012 • 20:02
by ?
Don’t joke about that, that’s how my uncle died.
Feb 7th 2012 • 21:02
by Kathy T
In Roald Dahl’s children’s book James and the Giant Peach, the parents of James Henry Trotter, the protagonist of the novel, gets eaten by a rhino. Is this really possible? If i see a rhinocerous, will i get eaten too?