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In What Ways Can I Thank The Lord Jesus For The Peas And Rice I Overcooked Tonight?

Or was it His Will?

12 Comments

  • May 13th 201003:05
    by Daddy's Little Girl

    Or was it His Will?

  • May 13th 201004:05
    by Tasia

    Just tell him thank you .. At least it was you that burned it and you didn’t have to dig it out of the trash because you are homeless and someone else overcooked peas and rice and threw it out..
    God bless.

  • May 13th 201004:05
    by teh loverly kitteh reignth!

    You obviously do not know how to cook food maybe he is trying to show you that so next time you don;t waste food.

  • May 13th 201004:05
    by zazugrey

    Oh, sorry, I thought you said cheese and rice.

  • May 13th 201005:05
    by My Fun

    It was HIS grace, that you had:
    1. Peas
    2. Rice
    3. Some vessel to cook it in
    4. The cooking gas that you used
    5. No one snatched the food from you and
    6. You were healthy enough to eat it.

  • May 13th 201005:05
    by Susanne

    That you had peas and rice to over cook. Peace.

  • May 13th 201005:05
    by †LifeOnL

    Thank you Lord,
    for the stack of dirty dishes
    They have a story to tell
    While others may be hungry
    We are eating well.
    If you can afford to overcook your food, you too, have an abundance.

  • May 13th 201006:05
    by NONAME

    He didn’t help did he? You did all the HARD WORK. You just gonna let him but in and take credit.
    Or are you afraid that if you don’t, (((hell)))

  • May 13th 201006:05
    by Gary Oster

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who burned something on the stove. I actually managed to burn boiled peanuts!

  • May 13th 201008:05
    by Clockwor

    Make some steak!

  • May 13th 201008:05
    by Trish JPA and Jewish Pastafarian

    Easy; let it cool, and put it outside for the birds to eat. They’ll enjoy it, and you can cook some more for yourself :-)
    Edit: Sorrowfree is well-intentioned, but incorrect. Rice will not harm a bird (especially cooked rice) any more than any other grain will. They do very nicely with it. The notion that it will swell up with water and kill them (not possible for already-cooked rice) is an old wives’ tale, well-known and thoroughly debunked long ago by the backyard birding community and the ornithology lab at Cornell University.

  • May 13th 201009:05
    by Republic

    They have recipes in the Bible for people like you….and you can’t ever burn them.
    1. Happy Soup
    2. Religious round cakes
    3. Mary mints
    4. Jesus Jellies
    5. Gotcha goofy!

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